a joke for all!

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)

At home watch TV

Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV.

Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV

But most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life

HP, if you don't pay, services terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old

HP is cute, slim,curvy, portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable

HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least.........

TV never get virus, but HP yes.......... have VIRUS............... once get it, terus KONG (mati from aids) ... so better choose TV .... :)

Sardarji Jokes

Sardarji jokes are a class of Jokes based on stereotypes of Sikhs/Punjabi man (referred to as "Sardarji"s). Although jokes on several ethnic stereotypes are common in India, the Sardarji jokes are the most popular and widely circulated ethnic jokes in India.

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.

Sardar thinks 'how poetic'

Sardar says, 'pass the custard you bastard'.

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Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'

Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'

Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

how much is DRIVING salary...?

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .

he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

Just For Laughter.....lolzz

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any

're-scooter' is available in system?

I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in the system.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS??